Of Might and Right

There is a film I think people should watch called Puncture. It stars Captain America, or Human Torch if you prefer, the bad CIA guy from The Bourne Identity and some other people I recognise but can’t recall from where. It’s based on a true story about single-use safety needles that a guy invented but … Continue reading

The Thing About Facts

So I was watching The Newsroom this summer. It’s good entertaining tv. Particularly if you agree with everything it pretty much goes on about (but that’s not why I like it); it’s a bit preachy. It’s very preachy. But it’s tv. It’s American tv, which usually has some bent on it. Anyway. This isn’t an … Continue reading

I am the 1% (Who can see beyond the fun of being a hippie)

Whilst whoring it up with StumbleUpon I was taken to a Daily Kos article expressing the author’s distaste over the people who obviously don’t understand the Occupy [enter city here] movement. And irony of ironies, what do I see? Someone missing the point! Now, maybe it’s because it’s a website dedicated to American ‘liberals’ (I … Continue reading

Get. The. Fuck. Out. Of. My. Way.

I’m not going to lie. I don’t walk at a particularly fast pace. In fact I walk kinda slow. If I am walking with someone else, most people in fact, chances are they will end up a couple of metres in front of me before they turn around and huff and wait for me to … Continue reading

What I Wouldn’t Give For Explosives…

It’s one in the morning.   It’s hot.   There is no fan or air conditioning.   Opening the window leaves you subjected to the sounds of China’s ongoing bid to build until ever later hours.   Closing the window doesn’t keep out the noise.   And then there is a motherfucking car alarm.   … Continue reading

Kill Me Now

So finally we are getting back into the swing of things. Things have been hectic recently. I would like to say we’ve recently returned from extensive adventures of dragon slaying and maiden saving. But alas, that would be stretching the realms of credibility – dragon slaying season is obviously later in the year. Anyhow. Have … Continue reading

Interruption To Regular Service

You may have noticed the lack of activity in the past week or so. We are not professional bloggers, and actually have things to do in the ‘Real World’; namely jobs, social lives, and frustratingly little amounts of time to get some hate on. But have no fear. Due to the nature of our time … Continue reading

“You’re Biologically Programmed To Do That!”

So maybe we started off a little too seriously… You may well be thinking to yourself: “Where the hell are the jokes assholes‽”. Fear not. We are lighthearted bundles of joy; full of fun, happiness, and sunshine*. Fortunately this brings me neatly to today’s topic, in a roundabout kind of way. You may think it … Continue reading

Vitriolism’s First Review

I was given this concise review of the blog today. “[A]n introspective, socially damning, judgemental, rant filled tirade of abuse against the masses.” Personally, I would have gone with ‘indispensable social service’, but I’m happy enough with the above.