“You’re Biologically Programmed To Do That!”

So maybe we started off a little too seriously… You may well be thinking to yourself: “Where the hell are the jokes assholes‽”. Fear not. We are lighthearted bundles of joy; full of fun, happiness, and sunshine*. Fortunately this brings me neatly to today’s topic, in a roundabout kind of way. You may think it … Continue reading

The Chihuahua of the Technology World

Look at my new iPhone! You socialites out there will know what I’m talking about. Some of you may have even diamonte’d them up. But I hope you’re honest about what you’ve really bought: a fashion accessory. ‘But no AMNO!’ I hear you shout, ‘ they’re very useful!’ Well, I can certainly concede that point. … Continue reading