Buy Now, Smile Later

I was in a shopping centre/mall recently. A big one. An expensive one. A very strangely unhappy one. It had sweet scent of leather and cold hard cash. And this was interesting for me. Now, I would like to stress first off that this is not an anti-capitalist rant, or anything like that. Maybe a … Continue reading

Get Down From That Horse

Ever heard of a place called Xinjiang? It’s kind of a large place. Pretty big, pretty empty too. Ok, what about Tibet? Now, I know you’ve heard of that. Big place, pretty empty. Actually, what about Uyghurs? Have you heard of them? Nope. Hmm. Interesting. So Xinjiang and Tibet have a few things in common … Continue reading

Metal – Scientifically Nicer Than Indie

I’ve had an epiphany. Has it got this bad? Actually that implies I have just realised something, when in fact I have kind of known all along. I just happen to have an outlet for it these days. I’m pretty into my music. Both of us (me and Number One) in fact are. I generally … Continue reading

Interruption To Regular Service

You may have noticed the lack of activity in the past week or so. We are not professional bloggers, and actually have things to do in the ‘Real World’; namely jobs, social lives, and frustratingly little amounts of time to get some hate on. But have no fear. Due to the nature of our time … Continue reading

The Chihuahua of the Technology World

Look at my new iPhone! You socialites out there will know what I’m talking about. Some of you may have even diamonte’d them up. But I hope you’re honest about what you’ve really bought: a fashion accessory. ‘But no AMNO!’ I hear you shout, ‘ they’re very useful!’ Well, I can certainly concede that point. … Continue reading