Buy Now, Smile Later

I was in a shopping centre/mall recently. A big one. An expensive one. A very strangely unhappy one. It had sweet scent of leather and cold hard cash. And this was interesting for me. Now, I would like to stress first off that this is not an anti-capitalist rant, or anything like that. Maybe a … Continue reading

Orange Skin, Blonde Hair, Ugg Boots and Minis

Are you the kind of person who is permatanned beyond the likes of David Dickinson? Do you wear footwear apparently worth hundreds of pounds, but are completely incapable of withstanding rain? Do you spend hours on your bleach blonde hair to make it look like you’ve just woken up? Do you laugh like a horse? … Continue reading