UP THE PUNX!

We’ve been quiet lately. Lives to live, shit to do and all that. But recently I just haven’t been feeling as angry. Probably stress. So I thought to myself ‘what better time to write a post about punk?!’ If you don’t have specific anger, channel the generic anger until Adele releases a new song and … Continue reading

Over and Over and Over and Over

For fuck’s sake, if I hear Adele one more fucking time, I swear I’m going to put the head of the next person I see through a window. Unless I like them. And all this will be on Adele’s head. This one, I suppose is the fault of commercial radio. As Number Two pointed out … Continue reading

Metal – Scientifically Nicer Than Indie

I’ve had an epiphany. Has it got this bad? Actually that implies I have just realised something, when in fact I have kind of known all along. I just happen to have an outlet for it these days. I’m pretty into my music. Both of us (me and Number One) in fact are. I generally … Continue reading

Manufacture THIS

Manufactured pop. The musical equivalent of prison rape*. Am I the only one who is shit sick of these charlatans who call themselves ‘musicians’? Any bugger with a half decent voice can win a karaoke contest. But unless you write your own songs, don’t bother calling yourself a musician. You’re just a little puppet. Seriously, … Continue reading

Hipsterclad and Clueless

We all know what a hipster is right? If not, (or if you just want to see what ridiculous depths people will sink to and have a laugh/cry/thoughts of genocide, and begin planning an actual worthwhile human cull) check it out. Now I’m not usually one to hate on a subculture. Mostly for two reasons: … Continue reading