Welcome (Back) To The Internet

Hello. Glad you could make it. You know us, and thankfully, we don’t know you, (because let’s face it you’re obviously a strange sort of person that has found yourself at our lovely corner of the interwebs), and we’d like to point out we are still alive. Barely. I feel I, or possibly we, have … Continue reading

YES

Fucking yes. http://hackneyhipsterhate.tumblr.com/post/791630426/claptonhousepartycunts That is all.

Obviously…

So quit your jibber jabber.

In Defence of the Ad Hominem

You’re not trustworthy. And you smell. It’s not like I can rely on your opinion, is it?  

Public Service Anouncement

I read this somewhere. It’s a transcription of a stand up bit from some comic whose name escapes me at the moment. So if you said it (ha!) or know who said it, let us know. I have more to say on the subject but due to technical issues that cannot be resolved at the … Continue reading

“You’re Biologically Programmed To Do That!”

So maybe we started off a little too seriously… You may well be thinking to yourself: “Where the hell are the jokes assholes‽”. Fear not. We are lighthearted bundles of joy; full of fun, happiness, and sunshine*. Fortunately this brings me neatly to today’s topic, in a roundabout kind of way. You may think it … Continue reading