Obviously…

So quit your jibber jabber.

In Defence of the Ad Hominem

You’re not trustworthy. And you smell. It’s not like I can rely on your opinion, is it?  

Metal – Scientifically Nicer Than Indie

I’ve had an epiphany. Has it got this bad? Actually that implies I have just realised something, when in fact I have kind of known all along. I just happen to have an outlet for it these days. I’m pretty into my music. Both of us (me and Number One) in fact are. I generally … Continue reading

Public Service Anouncement

I read this somewhere. It’s a transcription of a stand up bit from some comic whose name escapes me at the moment. So if you said it (ha!) or know who said it, let us know. I have more to say on the subject but due to technical issues that cannot be resolved at the … Continue reading

Because Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy

Since we only do this for the pure joy we get out of hating, we rely solely on the minefield of social networking/word of mouth to bring traffic to this website. In light of that, we, Angry Man Number One and myself, have decided to throw ourselves at the mercy of things like Stumble Upon … Continue reading

Tottenham Summer

I’ve sat on this post for a bit more than a week as I was unsure it was wise to publish it at the time. There’s a narrow line between condoning and contextualising. But here it is. I made a comment in a post last week or so. It was more of a throw away … Continue reading

O God, The Aftermath

Take your pick Ah, religion… I’m going to preface this article by explicity stating I’m an atheist. Not an agnostic. And don’t start on that ‘Well you can’t ever know whether or not god does exist’ bullshit. I find the idea of religion silly, childish, and akin to believing in fairy tales. The idea of … Continue reading

Hipsterclad and Clueless

We all know what a hipster is right? If not, (or if you just want to see what ridiculous depths people will sink to and have a laugh/cry/thoughts of genocide, and begin planning an actual worthwhile human cull) check it out. Now I’m not usually one to hate on a subculture. Mostly for two reasons: … Continue reading