YES

Fucking yes. http://hackneyhipsterhate.tumblr.com/post/791630426/claptonhousepartycunts That is all.

Um. No.

Stumbleupon brought me across this heap of shit: Surely if there was that much ‘chemistry’ you’d fucking know about it. Unless you had paralysis localised solely in your cock-and-bollock region. I suggest a Stalinist internet purge.

More Kindred Spirits?

Now, you will know by now that we fucking hate hipsters. Any accidental hipsters must go through a thorough screening process before they talk to us. They must be cleansed. Real bone fide hipsters must go through a firey building wearing nothing but a moustache, riding a fixed-gear bike we doused in petrol only minutes … Continue reading

Obviously…

So quit your jibber jabber.

Metal – Scientifically Nicer Than Indie

I’ve had an epiphany. Has it got this bad? Actually that implies I have just realised something, when in fact I have kind of known all along. I just happen to have an outlet for it these days. I’m pretty into my music. Both of us (me and Number One) in fact are. I generally … Continue reading

Manufacture THIS

Manufactured pop. The musical equivalent of prison rape*. Am I the only one who is shit sick of these charlatans who call themselves ‘musicians’? Any bugger with a half decent voice can win a karaoke contest. But unless you write your own songs, don’t bother calling yourself a musician. You’re just a little puppet. Seriously, … Continue reading

The Stumbleupon Experiment

I’ve been on Stumbleupon for a while now. I have about 300 favourite pages. So there must be something out there that I’m interested in. I have a concise yet ranging field of interests for stumbleupon to trawl through. So why does it keep bringing me back shite like a bad sniffer dog who has … Continue reading

The Connection

Just a quick one until a larger post later on. There is an underlying connection between almost all of the articles posted so far: Hipsters are the ultimate consumers. Their level of consumption is directly related to their level of coolness. This is how social scientists can actually measure the level of douchebaggery in society. … Continue reading

Hipsterclad and Clueless

We all know what a hipster is right? If not, (or if you just want to see what ridiculous depths people will sink to and have a laugh/cry/thoughts of genocide, and begin planning an actual worthwhile human cull) check it out. Now I’m not usually one to hate on a subculture. Mostly for two reasons: … Continue reading