Contact!

We’re real people. We’re not robots bent on destruction or global enslavement or anything.

With that in mind, if you have anything you want to say to either or both of us, good or bad, you can contact us in the following ways:

  • Carrier pigeon
  • Smoke Signals
  • Semaphore
  • Morse Code
  • Shouting very loudly
  • Ringing random phone numbers until you get the right one
  • Emailing vitriolistic@gmail.com

To be fair, your best bet is the last one. If we get any spam we’ll cut your balls off. Or, if you are without balls, another suitable appendage decided upon based on the severity of the spam.

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