The Wonderful Internet

Edit: Sorry, links weren’t working. They are now. I love the internet. The internet is a wealth of hilarity. Such as the picture that brought you to this nugget of wisdom. I am suffering from a mild form of writers block. So I decided to trawl the internet for something to inspire me. I randomly … Continue reading

To Be Remembered

There are various reasons to be remembered in death, as there are reasons to be remembered in life. Two deaths made me think of this: Jimmy Savile and George McGovern. Now I am not saying these two have anything in common, but I have a point I will get to down random path. I actually … Continue reading

Eye Contact and Other Misdemeanors

What is the line between a glimpse and a full on stare? Does it creep you out? Staring? What about reading something over the shoulder of someone? Or slurping? I’m presently on the metro (where I seem to do much of my writing these days; my phone autocorrects metro to meteor which makes for a … Continue reading

Social Media Strain

We have a website. We write stuff on our website (when we get off of arses). Look. Facial hair! AMN1 and I are long time friends; from heady university days when we were fresh faced (yet still beardy) we talked society, music, politics, girls, student life, etc, etc. As you may (or may have not) … Continue reading

UP THE PUNX!

We’ve been quiet lately. Lives to live, shit to do and all that. But recently I just haven’t been feeling as angry. Probably stress. So I thought to myself ‘what better time to write a post about punk?!’ If you don’t have specific anger, channel the generic anger until Adele releases a new song and … Continue reading

In Defence of the Ad Hominem

You’re not trustworthy. And you smell. It’s not like I can rely on your opinion, is it?  

Get. The. Fuck. Out. Of. My. Way.

I’m not going to lie. I don’t walk at a particularly fast pace. In fact I walk kinda slow. If I am walking with someone else, most people in fact, chances are they will end up a couple of metres in front of me before they turn around and huff and wait for me to … Continue reading

O God, The Aftermath

Take your pick Ah, religion… I’m going to preface this article by explicity stating I’m an atheist. Not an agnostic. And don’t start on that ‘Well you can’t ever know whether or not god does exist’ bullshit. I find the idea of religion silly, childish, and akin to believing in fairy tales. The idea of … Continue reading

Life is a Distraction

It’s true. Now, I’m not going to spout some shite about ‘reality’ and being blinded and other shit you may expect to find on those fucking annoying postcards all over the internet. A lot of people are quick to shout the ‘live life to the full’ mantra, and all the spin-offs of it. But how … Continue reading

I Have Seen…

Two feet standing proud in the sand, Cathedrals worn away by the rain, New dawns bringing the season’s change. Relentless. Welcome to the 21st Century. Where life happens so quick; we’re so wrapped up in everything that is happening, we forget what has been happening. This will be more of a stream of consciousness string … Continue reading