Shop Related News

Things have changed in the shop. Prices are down to reflect these hard economic times. The average price of a t-shirt is now just ¬£12.00. That’s just¬†7,100.28 Zimbabwean Dollars! There are also women’s versions of every design. The women’s t-shirts are about a pound more expensive. We could have made them the same price, but … Continue reading

Get. The. Fuck. Out. Of. My. Way.

I’m not going to lie. I don’t walk at a particularly fast pace. In fact I walk kinda slow. If I am walking with someone else, most people in fact, chances are they will end up a couple of metres in front of me before they turn around and huff and wait for me to … Continue reading

Manufacture THIS

Manufactured pop. The musical equivalent of prison rape*. Am I the only one who is shit sick of these charlatans who call themselves ‘musicians’? Any bugger with a half decent voice can win a karaoke contest. But unless you write your own songs, don’t bother calling yourself a musician. You’re just a little puppet. Seriously, … Continue reading

Because Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy

Since we only do this for the pure joy we get out of hating, we rely solely on the minefield of social networking/word of mouth to bring traffic to this website. In light of that, we, Angry Man Number One and myself, have decided to throw ourselves at the mercy of things like Stumble Upon … Continue reading

Tottenham Summer

I’ve sat on this post for a bit more than a week as I was unsure it was wise to publish it at the time. There’s a narrow line between condoning and contextualising. But here it is. I made a comment in a post last week or so. It was more of a throw away … Continue reading

The Latest Search Term

“nicolas cage posters fuck asian people”   um. What?

Our Brave New World

There will be, in the next generation or so, a pharmacological method of making people love their servitude, and producing dictatorship without tears, so to speak, producing a kind of painless concentration camp for entire societies, so that people will in fact have their liberties taken away from them, but will rather enjoy it, because … Continue reading

How Did You Find us?

Here are some search terms that brought people to this fantastic little corner of the web. “monkey facepalm photo” “fuck me for drugs” “fucking wallpaper” Which makes me worry about: “blonde hair ugg boots” Looking for a bit of posh totty, were you? Pervert(s).

Interesting Reading

While scouring the internets for ideas for t-shirts (specifically an anti-hipster one) I came across this little ray of sunshine. There’s obviously some kindred spirit-ness nestled away somewhere round here. Why don’t you give it a look?